just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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