dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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