That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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