Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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