Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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