I'm drive I can fine osifer
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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