Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
