After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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