There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Ladies don't puke and tell
Randomize
