this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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