Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm sobbing to NWA
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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