is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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