im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
