on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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