so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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