bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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