so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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