My boss' voice literally gives me gas
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
please don't ironically join a cult
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