2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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