he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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