that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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