So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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