Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
my liver is dry heaving
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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