thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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