12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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