Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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