bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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