So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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