If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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