YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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