I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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