is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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