And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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