the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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