My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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