Christians are straight up FREAKS
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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