If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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