dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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