She's JV to your varsity
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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