I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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