i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Welp...herpes.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Your cock deserves a montage
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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