It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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