11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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