I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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