Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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