I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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