its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
