just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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