It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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