i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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