i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Of course I have a pirate flag
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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