Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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