My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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