Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You made out with two different species that night
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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