OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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