i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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