Yo dont text me then not text me
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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