I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Are we still banned from the library?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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