The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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