Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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