I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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