she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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