Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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