I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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